For some reason, people are finding this blog via the search term “ass”. Do I say “ass” a lot? Maybe I do. But do I say it so much that it would show up in a search engine as an authority on ass? Maybe it’s because some time ago Dwight put a link to a picture of a horse’s ass (another term I get in my search column) in the comments.

Well, for whatever reason, I feel I must solidify my place as the site to come to when you’re wanting ass.

So to that *ahem* end:

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and

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Ass.

Come on, spammers.