Comments on: 25 frickin’ things http://sherricornelius.com/2009/02/10/25-frickin-things/ The pursuit of exuberant imperfection Tue, 17 Jan 2012 18:32:57 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: DarcsFalcon http://sherricornelius.com/2009/02/10/25-frickin-things/comment-page-1/#comment-2138 DarcsFalcon Thu, 12 Feb 2009 04:51:45 +0000 http://sherricornelius.com/?p=997#comment-2138 Wyrdd beat me to the punch line this time - dang, I have to stop being so slow! And the monkey who lives in that tree? His name is who-flung-poo and I'm not sure you'd want to live with him. However, if it ties into #8 ... I'm leaving now. Wyrdd beat me to the punch line this time — dang, I have to stop being so slow!

And the monkey who lives in that tree? His name is who-flung-poo and I’m not sure you’d want to live with him. However, if it ties into #8 …

I’m leaving now.

]]> By: Angela http://sherricornelius.com/2009/02/10/25-frickin-things/comment-page-1/#comment-2139 Angela Wed, 11 Feb 2009 20:17:15 +0000 http://sherricornelius.com/?p=997#comment-2139 God, this is so funny, Sherri! You're right, we do have a lot in common to be from such different backgrounds and locations. And thanks for the award you sweet lady! God, this is so funny, Sherri! You’re right, we do have a lot in common to be from such different backgrounds and locations. And thanks for the award you sweet lady!

]]> By: Sherri Cornelius http://sherricornelius.com/2009/02/10/25-frickin-things/comment-page-1/#comment-2137 Sherri Cornelius Tue, 10 Feb 2009 18:56:07 +0000 http://sherricornelius.com/?p=997#comment-2137 I'd LOVE to live in a tree with a monkey. I’d LOVE to live in a tree with a monkey.

]]> By: whatigotsofar http://sherricornelius.com/2009/02/10/25-frickin-things/comment-page-1/#comment-2131 whatigotsofar Tue, 10 Feb 2009 18:26:56 +0000 http://sherricornelius.com/?p=997#comment-2131 Wow. So much to say. So little time. 1. At least you aren't so old that you have to use carbon dating techniques to determine your age. 2. Maybe take a night school course in biochemistry or something. 3. I once brought up codpieces during a meeting. That was awkward. 4. Maybe all the mirrors in your home are warped and make you look fatter than you really are. 5. Best way to decorate a home is through inexpensive objet du arte. 6. Legalize it, tax the heck out of it, and sti back and wonder why nothing ever gets done. 7. For what purpose do your children use said belly fat. 8. Not enough people appreciate the magic and wonder that is a BM. 9. You mean mail other than ads for the same ol' fitness club and "SELL YOUR HOUSE!" 10. I got nothing on this one. 11. I don't even know all the words to my favourite songs. And I listen to them a lot. I'm just really bad with lyrics. 12. I once woke up to find a <a href="http://whatigotsofar.wordpress.com/2008/06/10/the-old-man-and-the-goat/" rel="nofollow">rented goat</a> tied to the tree in my front yard. 13. Tried flying once, the ground is harder than it looks. 14. Money can't buy happiness, but lack of money causes sadness. 15. Still have never used Twitter. 16. School fundraisers!!! So, where did all my tax dollars go? 17. It's raining today and it's February. Where's the snow? 18. Spongebob is truly a special program. 19. Every house has it's own aroma. Just takes a getting used to. 20. I disagree. I think some things are inexplicable and are best left that way. But a cure would sure be nice. 21. Yes you do. 22. You're telling me. 23. Saw some show last night talking about backyard bomb shelters. They're like three million bucks. Good luck with that. 24. You've been brainwashed into thinking that we, as a species, should not be altering our environment. In which case, you got a problem with technology? Go live in a tree with the monkeys. 25. I've got around 1000 CDs and I spend too much time staring at them trying to decide what to listen to while I was the dishes. Wow. So much to say. So little time.

1. At least you aren’t so old that you have to use carbon dating techniques to determine your age.
2. Maybe take a night school course in biochemistry or something.
3. I once brought up codpieces during a meeting. That was awkward.
4. Maybe all the mirrors in your home are warped and make you look fatter than you really are.
5. Best way to decorate a home is through inexpensive objet du arte.
6. Legalize it, tax the heck out of it, and sti back and wonder why nothing ever gets done.
7. For what purpose do your children use said belly fat.
8. Not enough people appreciate the magic and wonder that is a BM.
9. You mean mail other than ads for the same ol’ fitness club and “SELL YOUR HOUSE!“
10. I got nothing on this one.
11. I don’t even know all the words to my favourite songs. And I listen to them a lot. I’m just really bad with lyrics.
12. I once woke up to find a rented goat tied to the tree in my front yard.
13. Tried flying once, the ground is harder than it looks.
14. Money can’t buy happiness, but lack of money causes sadness.
15. Still have never used Twitter.
16. School fundraisers!!! So, where did all my tax dollars go?
17. It’s raining today and it’s February. Where’s the snow?
18. Spongebob is truly a special program.
19. Every house has it’s own aroma. Just takes a getting used to.
20. I disagree. I think some things are inexplicable and are best left that way. But a cure would sure be nice.
21. Yes you do.
22. You’re telling me.
23. Saw some show last night talking about backyard bomb shelters. They’re like three million bucks. Good luck with that.
24. You’ve been brainwashed into thinking that we, as a species, should not be altering our environment. In which case, you got a problem with technology? Go live in a tree with the monkeys.
25. I’ve got around 1000 CDs and I spend too much time staring at them trying to decide what to listen to while I was the dishes.

]]> By: Sherri Cornelius http://sherricornelius.com/2009/02/10/25-frickin-things/comment-page-1/#comment-2130 Sherri Cornelius Tue, 10 Feb 2009 18:18:57 +0000 http://sherricornelius.com/?p=997#comment-2130 Wyrdd, you crack me up. LOL Perhaps I should have said "successful ATTEMPT at a BM." I've had plenty of UNsuccessful attempts. ;-) Wyrdd, you crack me up. LOL Perhaps I should have said “successful ATTEMPT at a BM.” I’ve had plenty of UNsuccessful attempts. ;-)

]]> By: DarcKnyt http://sherricornelius.com/2009/02/10/25-frickin-things/comment-page-1/#comment-2132 DarcKnyt Tue, 10 Feb 2009 16:47:46 +0000 http://sherricornelius.com/?p=997#comment-2132 I love me some Spongebob. He's awesome. I love me some Spongebob. He’s awesome.

]]> By: writtenwyrdd http://sherricornelius.com/2009/02/10/25-frickin-things/comment-page-1/#comment-2136 writtenwyrdd Tue, 10 Feb 2009 16:38:06 +0000 http://sherricornelius.com/?p=997#comment-2136 Oh, and I have to ask, is there such a thing as an unsuccessful BM? Just wondering... ;) Oh, and I have to ask, is there such a thing as an unsuccessful BM? Just wondering… ;)

]]> By: writtenwyrdd http://sherricornelius.com/2009/02/10/25-frickin-things/comment-page-1/#comment-2135 writtenwyrdd Tue, 10 Feb 2009 16:36:40 +0000 http://sherricornelius.com/?p=997#comment-2135 Oh, and on the leg shaving, you should be jealous of me. A quarter native american and no leg or pit hair to shave. Hah. I Oh, and on the leg shaving, you should be jealous of me. A quarter native american and no leg or pit hair to shave. Hah. I

]]> By: writtenwyrdd http://sherricornelius.com/2009/02/10/25-frickin-things/comment-page-1/#comment-2134 writtenwyrdd Tue, 10 Feb 2009 16:35:33 +0000 http://sherricornelius.com/?p=997#comment-2134 "I had my cancerous thyroid removed in 2003. I miss it and secretly hope it grows back. I also worry about the end of civilization because where would I get my replacement hormone?" You know, that's the thing that I keep worrying about for when I get the bariatric surgery. Sure, I'll improve my health and live longer if I lose the poundage that's slowly crippling and killing me; but if WW3 stops the production of the mineral and vitamin supplements I'll need, I will die of malnutrition. Odd how we worry about some remote possibilities. Does it mask our real worries, I wonder? “I had my cancerous thyroid removed in 2003. I miss it and secretly hope it grows back. I also worry about the end of civilization because where would I get my replacement hormone?”

You know, that’s the thing that I keep worrying about for when I get the bariatric surgery. Sure, I’ll improve my health and live longer if I lose the poundage that’s slowly crippling and killing me; but if WW3 stops the production of the mineral and vitamin supplements I’ll need, I will die of malnutrition.

Odd how we worry about some remote possibilities. Does it mask our real worries, I wonder?

]]> By: ian http://sherricornelius.com/2009/02/10/25-frickin-things/comment-page-1/#comment-2133 ian Tue, 10 Feb 2009 16:24:50 +0000 http://sherricornelius.com/?p=997#comment-2133 Great answers! But you should go shave your legs. :) Great answers! But you should go shave your legs. :)

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